Rose of Persia
Dialogue Following Song No. 23 — Act II


Rose:
Heart's Desire, I have been summoned to the ceremony of my divorce and disgrace! How am I looking?
Desire:
Are you ready for your wedding with my Story-Teller?
Rose:
Cannot you do anything to save me?
Desire:
I wish I could. I tried to tell the Sultan that it was only myself impersonating you at Hassan's house, but he wouldn't listen.

Enter Blush-of-Morning.

Rose:
He might later on — if we could only put it off.

Enter Scent-of-Lilies, then Honey-of-Life.

Blush:
Oh, which one of you is the Sultana?
Rose:
I am — for a minute or two longer.
Blush:
Well, Dancing Sunbeam says you left off being Sultana half an hour ago, when she came. And she wants to know if it is true that a message has just been sent to the Sultana, and, if so, why it was not brought to her!
Honey:
The Sultan did say she was to be treated as Sultana.
Scent:
Do you thing we could manage? —
Desire:
Yes. Yussuf said he wouldn't mind if she were middle- aged and plain, and I'm bound to believe him; and it would comfort me.
Scent:
Here she comes! (Drums.)
Honey:
And here's the Executioner!
Desire: (to Rose).
Run back — to the eastern door. She shall take your place.

Exit Rose-in-Bloom. Enter Dancing Sunbeam.

Sunbeam:
Are you not aware that I am Sultana — and that it was I who should have been summoned to this ceremony, whatever it is?
Blush:
They understand now. They made a mistake.
Scent, Honey, and Desire:
We apologize.
Sunbeam:
Well, well, you can enlighten me on a small point of etiquette that, curiously enough, I am ignorant of. Should I be veiled, or not, for this ceremony?
Scent:
Of course.
Desire:
It is most important!
Honey:
There will be men present — horrid men! Don't you know that the Queen's face must never be seen by any man but the Sultan? (They begin arranging the veil.)
Sunbeam:
Men are absurdly jealous!
Blush:
But what is the ceremony?
Sunbeam:
I have an idea that I am to be publicly acknowledged Queen. In a few minutes you will see me attain the summit of even my Ararat of ambition!

She is veiled — the Girls twist her round, humming:

Girls:
Giddy girl this way, giddy girl that,
Say if the world be round or flat!
Say if the world be upside down!
Which will you marry, a King or a Clown?

Exeunt Honey-of-Life and Heart's Desire. Enter Executioner (followed by a Royal Guard).

Exec.:
Is the Sultana here?
Sunbeam:
I am she.
Scent:
(going to him). Yes, that is she!
Exec.:
When I have pronounced the decree your veil will be removed, that all and sundry, high and low, may gaze upon your beauty.
Sunbeam:
A very good idea.
Scent: (to Executioner).
You have never seen the Sultana's face, have you?
Exec.:
No man has, except the Sultan. You ought to know that.
Scent:
The reason I mention it is, if you had, you will find her greatly changed. The anxiety she has gone through during the last half-hour has added at least twenty-five years to her appearance; even her voice has turned into a contralto. (Exit.)
Exec.:
Bring in the Story-Teller. (Enter Yussuf.) I am going to pronounce the decree.
Sunbeam:
Don't waste any more time. (The Executioner unfolds a scroll.)
Exec.:
By the decree of the Sultan, I pronounce you divorced - - eternally disgraced — and married to this vagabond. Remove your veil — take twopence from the poor-box - - go in peace — I have spoken.

The veil is removed — Picture.

Sunbeam Blush Yussuf
What did you say? What did it mean? Married to her?
Exec.:
The thing's quite plain.
Yussuf:
It is. And middle-aged. This is what Heart's Desire meant.
Exec.:
You're married. It's all over. Now it's over, I don't mind acknowledging I'm sorry for both of you. I've never felt any qualms at executing anybody; but marrying 'em is different. I'm not a marrying man. Scent-of-Lilies says I am — but I'm not. It upsets me. (Exit.)

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