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Nos. 7 & 8:
Chorus and Song (Hassan)
Enter Hassan from street, bringing with him a crowd of ragged
beggars, cripples, etc. His wives enter from the house and busy
themselves in handing refreshments to the men, under Hassan's
direction.
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Tramps and scamps |
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And halt and blind, |
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Empty beggar and cringing cripple too! |
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Maimed and lamed, |
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Who've wailed and whined |
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Since the morning for food and tipple too! |
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Here is truly hospitality!
Take your seats without formality!
Drown our care, conviviality! |
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While there is sunshine make your hay! |
| Wives. |
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Tramps and scamps |
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Of every kind — |
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Baksheesh beggar and cringing cripple too — |
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Maimed and lamed |
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And halt and blind |
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Take his victuals and drink his tipple too! |
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Here's mistaken hospitality!
Disregard for all formality!
Crazy unconventionality! |
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What will his friends and neighbours say? |
| Hassan (to Beggars). |
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My friends I am a fool! |
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'Tis luck for you that I'm no wiser! |
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Wiser? Why, sir? |
| Hassan. |
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With all impostors such as you |
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I am a sympathiser! |
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Fie, sir! Fie, sir! |
| (To one another) He knows we are impostors, |
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And he is a sympathiser! |
| (To Hassan) But why do you on swindlers |
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Cast a sympathising eye, sir? |
| Hassan. |
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I've been one too! |
Song. — Hassan and Chorus.
| Hassan. |
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When my father sent me to Ispahan, |
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Said he, "My boy, don't dread it: |
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Here's the usual one half-crown, Hassan, |
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You'll get some more, with credit. |
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A nice new suit and a brush and comb, |
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And a tongue that's smooth and witty, |
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A man may be nothing at all at home — |
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But something in the City!" |
| Chorus. |
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That's all you want to feel at home |
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As something in the City! |
| Hassan. |
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So I came to town,where I said that I |
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Was the owner of an island, |
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Where the sea-birds flocked — and by and bye |
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The gulls did flock to my land! |
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As a sample soil I had mixed some loam |
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With gold to make it gritty; |
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A prophet I'd ne'er been made at home — |
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But made one in the City! |
| Chorus. |
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A prophet I'd never been at home, |
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But made one in the City! |
| Hassan. |
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Now that gold of mine was a mine of gold |
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That set the town a-whirling; |
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So the public and the land I sold |
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For half a million sterling! |
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As the Romans do you must do in Rome |
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(Where thieves are called banditti), |
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But impudent robbery spells at home, |
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"Promotion" in the City! |
| Chorus. |
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That's what we call it here at home, |
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"Promotion" in the City! |
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