Hoity-toity, what's a kiss?

'Tis nae vera shockin'!

Do not take the thing amiss!

Lass, there's nae ane leukin'!

Hoity-toity, what's a kiss?
Kissing goes by favour!

And when the kiss
Is a stolen bliss -

The sweeter is the savour!

Upon my word,
I never heard
A statement more surprising!
Aren't ye afraid
Of with a maid
Your conscience compromising?

Hoity-toity, who's afraid?

When there's nae ane leukin'!

I could ne'er resist a maid -

When she shows her stockin'!

Hoity-toity, man, be mum!
Hast thou had a glassie?

My friend hath come
From the Isle of Rum -

An' thou'rt a braw, wee lassie!

Behave thyself,
Thou Highland elf,
Thy conduct is past bearing;
I thought ye both
Had taken oath,
Frivolity foreswearing.

Like every man,
A Puritan
Admires a waist that's taper,
And on the sly
Will wink his eye
And cut his little caper!

Hoity-toity, what's an oath?

Eyes were made for hookin'.

We are very human, both -

When there's nae ane leukin'!

Hoity-toity, things have come
To a pretty passie!

The Isle of Rum
Is a trifle glum -

An' thou'rt a bonny lassie!

Thou horrid thing!
Thou Highland fling!
I'm sure thou'st had a glassie!
I won't by you - (box)
Or any two - (box)
Be called a bonny lassie!