| Father Christmas Song | Originally | From |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Hard workers are we gnomes | The soldiers of our Queen | Patience |
| 2. We toil all day you'll understand | Our Great Mikado | Mikado |
| 3. We are cheap and we are nasty | Mia Sama | Mikado |
| 4. I pride myself in thinking I'm a great philanthropist | My object all sublime | Mikado |
| 5. Equal rights for fairies | Death to the invader | Princess Ida |
| 6. When fairies spread their wing | When anger spreads its wing | Princess Ida |
| 7. We Fairies have a lot to say concerning things political | So go to him and say to him | Patience |
| 8. A gnome of all singers above | A tenor all singers above | Utopia Limited |
| 9. Prithee pretty maiden | Prithee pretty maiden | Patience |
| 10. It's clear of all the toys made here | It's clear that mediaeval art | Patience |
| 11. I remember Christmas Time before they changed it | Time was when love and I were well-acquainted | Sorcerer |
| 12. FINALE ACT ONE | ||
| All of your fairies are discontent | Strephon's a member of Parliament | Iolanthe |
| What am I to do | What ought we to do | Pirates |
| When things seem bad | When I was a lad | HMS Pinafore |
| It seems that I have won | Sprites of earth and air | Sorcerer |
| ACT TWO | ||
| 13. Carols | ||
| A. Oh we are merry carollers | God rest ye merry gentlemen | Traditional |
| B. Silent night, lonely night | Silent night, holy night | Traditional |
| C. For the time that is to be | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional |
| D. With Christmas no more | Pleased to see the King | Traditional (Steel Eye Span) |
| 14. If you would please to pity me | If somebody there chanced to be | Ruddigore |
| 15. I believe we should not tarry | If we're weak enough to tarry | Iolanthe |
| 16. Let all your doubts take wing | Let all your doubts take wing | Utopia |
| 17. Here's a how de do | Here's a how de do | Mikado |
| FINALE ACT TWO | ||
| 18. Kind sir we did take leave | Upon our sea-girt land | Utopia |
| 19. With sorrow deep we yearn | With fury deep we burn | Utopia |
| 20. What am I to do | What ought we to do | Pirates |
| 21. Do not despair, we believe in you | Now give three cheers | Pinafore |
| 22. We never did doubt your reality | If you think that, when bounded in unity | Utopia |
| 23. Oh treacherous workers are ye | Oh why am I moody and sad? | Ruddigore |
| 24. We wish you a merry Christmas | We wish you a merry Christmas | Traditional |
Updated 26 October 1998